looksmaxing the art of taking your looks to the max it's changed many
people's lives for the better looks maxing is something that women
have done for a long time but men not so much
perhaps in previous generations it didn't quite matter as much what men
looked like as it does now with the rise of technology rise of social media more
pressure is on more people now to look good than ever before today we're
actually learning all about looks maxing we've workout we're on reddit
we're gonna read an entire or look oh this is gonna be good welcome back the
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I'm all about you improving yourself and if that's your looks as part of it and
prove it baby you can do it take the steps baby take the action there are
more people choosing to lay down and rut now than ever before on the history of
the planet don't do it baby don't lay down and write and prove yourself let's
see what we got here official full looks maxing guide to become an actual Chad
this guide is pretty hardcore and will cost you at least one hundred thousand
dollars total one hundred thousand dollars to look better whoa although
possibly closer to a hundred fifty thousand and two hundred thousand
dollars if you need all these steps done that's a lot of money they shaman I
don't need to watch this I don't even need a looks max I'm not an insult well
if you're not an insult why don't you go get you some of the not an in sell merch
that's out now look ya'll wanted it i thought it was kind of crazy but y'all
kept saying you wanted it i it sits there like link is pinned in the
comments alright no plug alright this is no joke no joke guide this is no
trolling it actually works but it is close to taking your own life since you
are basically destroying your old self and rebuilding a new let us say that if
you want to end yourself this is probably a better alternative this is
actually red pill harsh truth and we'll get you the hookups
that you desire like nothing else this guide is designed to get the average in
cell as attractive to females as humanely possible it uses and abuses
every trick in the book alright this is a this is gonna be
something else dude let's go start ok height it has been proven over time that
ideal height lies somewhere between 62 and 64 range tell that to all the guys
who are not that tall that have girl for is well okay they're saying that's what
a lot of people prefer all that height stuff is crazy dude you don't have to be
six - you can ah most of the guys I've known we've got all kinds of girls we're
not even six - man I don't know let's continue this stuff is crazy let's check
it out if you are below this limb length lam lengthening surgery is highly
recommended to max out your looks limb lengthening surgery limb lengthening can
get you two to four inches of additional height height is extremely important in
male to female attraction and a boost in a few inches can give you that
much-needed edge Google limb lengthening the forums to find out details there are
now non-invasive methods which placed the lengthening rod inside the bone and
do not require external fixators minimizing chances of infection
technology and medicine has progressed to a level where this procedure is
relatively safe from a good doctor but will cost you big bucks this will be the
most expensive part of the whole process okay limb lengthening a surgeries I
didn't even know that was real but uh but hey look look look wait I just I
don't you Pro you don't need that there are so many successful people who don't
have the height going for them so many successful people
you're just saying that Kulp I know I know cope I know cope cope cast every
night 8:00 p.m. central come hang out with us you guys come hang out we have a
good time pair unless you have God Tyr skull you don't because you are an in
sell out you need the hair to keep a good face framing use uh whatever this
is called to maintain and regrow hair accompanied with minoxidil 5% twice a
day if you have if you're if you're losing your hair just just let it fall
out baby just let it fall you don't need to put all this stuff on
your head man hey if you want to if you want to baby you know you can do I
should be getting paid for this you can uh you can get SMP done SMP is the real
deal baby I went from being check this out I went from being a insecure young
man with my hair falling out I went from being an insecure man to getting
compliments like everywhere I go everywhere I go man everywhere girls
would be like hey you got a nice hair hoo-hoo where do you get your hair cut
guys about hey bro where you get your hair cut at that's clean I'm like I told
them the truth I was like I cut it myself because I did know how they used
to be a barber before I used to be a barber before I take an arrow to the
knee but yeah SMP is an option but you don't have to do that you don't just cuz
I did it doesn't mean you have to if you have recessed beyond Norwood to do an
fue recommended or a full of hair transplant hair transplants
I've heard people don't I've heard that uh sometimes that can go bad too
this will cost you about $15,000 including all the drugs and
subscriptions if you are beyond norwood v than tough luck pal you'll have to use
a hairpiece and settle for a transplant do you know how many successful bald
guys there are come on man you don't have to do all that crap come on man
you're going overboard you going over if you are a ginger we will be fixing that
later on in later steps what did their successful juniors thought of this stuff
I don't even know if I can do this this stuff is stupid teeth
biggie if you have an underbite overbite or uneven bite it affects not only how
your choppers look but the shape of your face and jaw as well get it fixed but
under known case do not do teeth extractions just Google John Mew and
Mike Mew and look what has happened to his father when he did the teeth
extractions you want the fullness in your face so keep your teeth teeth
extractions goal of orthodontics is to perfect the
bite increase width of your inferior palate and make your face look Bette do
this stuff it's just crazy man like if you want braces yeah go get braces but
what is ghoul Mike mule orthotropic s-- this process might take you up to three
years for with jaw surgery lots of pain and total cost might be
anywhere from 5,000 to $30,000 I have heard of mewing that's whenever you keep
here - y'all told me about it you keep your tongue at the top of your mouth and
it's supposed to increase your jaw over time right yeah
well do a video about that baby we're gonna learn about that oh man you gotta
ask yourself what has happened in our society in the world that we live in
where there are so many young men who are obsessed with this and they think
that they have to spend a hundred fifty two hundred thousand dollars to make
themselves somewhat desirable to a girl man it's it's man it's it's something
else man is something else face all right this comes after step three since
that step will improve a lot in your face so to attract women you need a
masculine face googles dimorphism and see what it says about faces of men
strong brow Ridge narrow eyes strong cheekbones and strong jaw and chin you
will improve the jaw in step three if you still lack chain after braces and
jaw surgery chin implants is an easy solution and gives a visible improvement
if you still lack jaw with it is unlikely there is a possibility of jaw
implants but they are messy and fake you might get your needed jaw width by a
mooing Android team in the next steps yes
Royden can increase masculinity of your face so if you want to mess with your
job but that off a bit now the other things nose if you're Asian get that
surgery to increase your nose bridge and make your eyes more Western come on you
don't have to do that do this is crazy there are so many successful Asian guys
there's so many Asian guys with good-looking girlfriends you don't need
to do this get surgery on your eyes to make them look more Western I'll come on
you don't need to do all this crap now if you do live in a very superficial
society which a lot of places are really superficial maybe try maybe try going
somewhere that's not so superficial right somewhere a little bit more
traditional if you're pretty traditional you're not superficial find you
somewhere more traditional no hey check this out
have you all heard about this we got we got to talk about this have you heard
about all of these these they were white males you're a white male no there are
these white guys and they've gone to Asian countries and when they live in
the Asian countries they just they say there's so much happier with life they
have more success with girls and stuff like that it's really interesting it's
so interesting and I've seen guys on YouTube who have done that there are
guys who can't they are look this is true there are guys in America who just
can't get a girlfriend no matter what girls are repulsed by them they can go
to they can go to an Asian country and like girls like fallen over them that's
pretty interesting that's pretty interest I think I think that's pretty
entry if y'all seen that yells inna all right now the other hand if a guy over
there couldn't get a girlfriend he came over here to America he'd probably be
out of luck to it so it's interesting it's really and unless he had a really
good personality to make up for it looks are important looks are important I just
think that a lot of this is are so extreme it's a I mean jaw implants now
if you had an abnormally no jaw whatsoever I would understand getting
jaw implants but I think the thing that gets to me as most of the in cells are
mental cells they think they're in cells but they're not actually in cell they
just think they are let's continue
if your nose is too big it honestly is not a problem for a guy unless it looks
awful no should fit your eyes those jobs cost
five to ten thousand dollars eyes are windows to the soul so it is a biggie if
you have he says if you have a haven eyes get double eyelid surgery ASAP
no wonder half of South Korea are getting them it improves the look you
might consider using blue iris lenses to make you look more exotic dark eyes are
generally not too attractive unless you look extremely macho already blue eyes
are a little more beta but look very cool on races other than white just
Google black people with blue eyes black people blue eyes come on when you see so
apply for someone blue eyes you pretty much know that they're wearing contacts
so you know they're not real you know the eyes aren't real I'm if they want to
do that let him do that baby hell yeah wear a green contacts or a zombie
contacts I don't see black guys running around
blue contacts that I don't see that they don't do that come on green Oh hazel you
have those black guys with hazel eyes they blame Instagram skirt Oh it'll be
good what you need is a pronounced limbal ring google it if you have muddy
eyes and lack it then lenses can give you both of the color you think fits the
best and the limbal ring it remember you are killing your old insel self do not
stick to any idea of being loyal to yourself or your race you are building a
new person here so changing your eye color is okay now droopy eyes are not
the worst thing in a man since it is relatively masculine but you what you
want is eagle eyes narrow other some of those guys like this and oh yeah if it
is possible via surgery consider it I think it is not Thal so might give a
pass here if possible ten your eyebrows and eyelashes black it frames the face
better and always looks good your hair has to match though so anything that
deviates from the Chad look you have to fix it with facial surgery if your face
is really bad LeFort - and other extreme surgeries might help what is left for -
but you have to find a surgeon willing to perform them remember you have
nothing to lose so take the highest risks one important thing to note about
surgery on your face avoid fillers they're just not worth it and look fake
you want your face to consist of bone not liquid and fatty tissue or foreign
implants so do whatever possible to manipulate the bone growth and shape and
you know I want to pause here and say I know I'm kind of talking some smack
about how some folks believe this the way they do because I'm all for you
feeling better about the way you look and stuff I am and hey if you if you can
afford it then and getting facial surgeries and you want to yeah I mean
yeah cuz some some people some people would be a lot happier if they had that
and if it's gonna make you happier than I'm all for it baby hell yeah tinting
your eyebrows and stuff yeah that's I've heard of that
that's called they call that something when they tint your eyebrows in
yeah this stuff's cool doesn't it kind of uh I don't know they call it MIT they
used to call it Metro right now it's just called looks maxing well yeah well
yeah let's continue here let's continue okay skin your skin is very important
you want to have nice olive tan smooth skin mmm I guess I got a point not too
pale not pink not yellow if you are black not much you can do there I guess
yeah but other otherwise visit stupid otherwise visit a good duck to get that
acne cleared up remove all blemishes and apply mellon tan to for non black Mellon
tan to we'll give you darker skin darker Heller hair color and you will have less
appetite and a higher drive with possibly lower inhibitions melon tan -
I've heard of that bodybuilding guys used to talk about that melon tan -
don't abuse it as it can make you a literal ouch
can make you dark you can make you dark really dark I guess make sure it is
legit by taking it to a chemist to get it checked after buying it from your
from your dealer this is godsend for gingers as you will
literally get away from that betta ginger skin tone and fix the red hair
problem hair will become black and dark brown for black guys just don't have
acne not much you can do there is this true is that real can ginger people
actually take millington and and become like like like not through their does
the hair turn black I need to Google do we need to find out we need to learn
about this stuff man but no no mellon tan though is is not legal so it's gonna
be difficult for a lot of people that it's it's it's not legal probably for a
reason let's see what else we got here this is crazy this is a crazy video -
this is crazy stuff okay body here we go boy yo is the big one so while you are
doing all of the hey Jim sales talk about Jim sells here you know there's
those Jim cells that still don't have success right at all a lot of times I
say that's because of their personality but again like you're saying here it
could be because of all the other things maybe their face maybe their uh their
scan all that kind of stuff just having the big body won't do it baby you want
to have the other things too you know the body's just a plus baby here we go
okay so while you were doing all of the above
you should be Jim selling at least four times a week and while you are
lengthening your legs you can work your top with light exercises sleep well at
least nine hours eat well and finally good routine with
heavy compound lifts after about six months you will have run out of newbie
gains this is where big guns come into play if you have a good frame in height
already with a relatively wide and masculine face then juice might suffice
make sure to use hair safe juice is very important all right yeah we can't get
into all that but um yeah six months they're saying train for six months and
then hop on something uh uh train for years you train for years first then you
can go down that road if you want to train for six months and then starting
truth this is crazy dude this guy's an idiot don't don't
listen this guy isn't always talking about alright what are you done my
visible six-pack is mandatory you have to weigh at least 190 with body fat in
the ten to fifteen percent range juice will help you fill your frame perfect
dude if you keep talking about juice why don't you just work hard for a couple of
years at that don't just you want it to fast that's problem with a lot of
people's they want things too fast work hard for a couple years man I can't
stand that
and you don't even need the Jews dude you don't even need the Jews you don't
need that that's gonna make you really really big and all that you don't need
all that if you want to be a bodybuilder okay if you want to be some sort of
fitness model okay if you want to do your thing but most girls they don't
want that they just want you to be kind of lean a little bit of muscle they
don't want you to have all that come on man quit quit calm down with all that
there's another secret trick this one is quite extreme and you should definitely
consult a knowledgeable doctor keep track of your hormonal changes he's
talking about he's dumb about a h.t.t.h right here rich pianist said that long
time of use of HGH made his skull grow his hands grew his gut Grill bad but hey
what can you do and his feet grew my feet I wear I wear 13 shoes man I
can't have my feet grow any bigger I already look like a clown wherever I go
yes that makes actual new cells in your body so your face in school will become
bigger wider and more masculine ideal for skull cells who have narrow and weak
looking faces Muir's get nice gains for job growth viewers many of you don't
need this but HGH might be that extra push for a true mega and cell subhuman
might need to transform him into a mutant Chad this will cost you a lot
maybe $1,000 a month if you get it the legit way a few hundred if you get it a
not legit way how about I was spending some of that just get some
self-improvement books man go to some seminar he's a baby learn like time
never mind never mind that's not what this is about we're talking about looks
maxing right now but if you still need to do regular blood work and keep track
of your health you don't need to become rich Piana he is not aesthetic he was he
was he was a beast man you mean he is not aesthetic he was a beast I see what
you mean though you're talking about lean or like like he was leaning - man
he was a beast he was a god dude rest in peace rich Piana man you were all of
them I miss you I love you I'm down ok what else we go otherwise you know don't
forget to take do Tish tried to offset hair damage even the lightest juice
increases your testosterone which can have a little bit of a Megaton blah blah
all right tattoos ah the icing on the cake hey you guys know what it is you
want a girlfriend you got to get you some tattoos
disclaimer you don't need to do this is a man icing on the cake
once you reduced and this is the final piece of the puzzle get those alpha
doucher tattoos that you see on Instagram models tattoos like you see on
ziz are pretty perfect half chest shoulder into arm you can show off your
God to your body and still show you have an edge will cost you a few thousand
don't get hipster or artsy tattoos Staci's think those are pretty gay you
know yeah a lot of this is the way if you want to go about getting Stacey's I
would say but I just I don't think people should be trying to go after
Stacey's man it's just not the way you don't want to be with high maintenance
people man unless you yourself are high maintenance find someone down-to-earth
that's the way to go get your get your humble shy quiet submissive obedient hmm
I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I don't want to trigger anyone I'm just
kidding my fiancee knows I love her though he's she's nice all right what
else we got here now you might ask but how will I afford all of this yeah you
ain't kiddin 150 to 200 thousand dollars - that's crazy well some things you can
do already now for free start lifting four times a week for newbie gains don't
eat junk food improve your skin and mu daily or is it me out it's me out right
yeah daily but this brings me to my next point
money you need to at least have a good hustle going on you need to rake in at
least 60 K a year on hand 100 K is good magic six figures no wage slaving for
years no low paid office jobs forget that don't be afraid to break the law
for for what you want when you are in doubt just ask what would Chad do would
Chad care about scamming some Norman's for money no so do that skit hey guys
disclaimer don't scam any Norman's alright leave the normans alone there
are plenty of the forums online with different methods alright
yeah this guy disclaimer oh I don't I don't suggest you do any of this you're
gonna end up in a place you don't want to be he says by doing this you're
becoming a ruthless immoral and dominating low inhibition thug guy women
want got the women out there who do what a thug guy and stuff they're probably
not the ones you need to be associating with
if in the worst case you'd get caught you spend a few years in jail don't do
crime that puts more than two years at all it also works in your favor since
women are attracted to thugs as they are one of the most masculine men around
alright alright hey maybe I gotta become a thug baby maybe I gotta be a thug
alright in jail you can work out hard strengthen your Excel get into
fights get scars and Prison tattoos and become tougher hey you want to stop
being an insult just go to jail bro I would not
recommend this as it would take time away from other things but you have to
understand that for a Chad this is not the worst-case scenario and can actually
help you in lowering inhibitions and develop G dgaf attitude many of you have
good careers already so simply save money or even take along don't worry
about paying it back just change name emigrate or declare bankruptcy what will
they do take away your chin implants or confiscate your roided biceps Chad
doesn't care he only cares about his goals B Chad and forget the normies
literally and figuratively I can't believe this is real man I don't know oh
man I don't know this is turning out a lot more comedic than I thought it was
gonna be personality here we go maybe maybe we got something good here
personality by this point if you went through all of the steps above you
should have a pretty dgaf personality don't give a fudge already which will
attract women you will have to speak and flirt with every chick you see even if
she has a boyfriend Chad doesn't care girls will be extremely intimidated by
you and girls will be attracted to you on a primal level guaranteed you will
have become what you dislike the most the douchebag Chad if someone messes
with you just tell them to leave you alone but what would Chad do rule really
works here so just answer like Chad and you are good to go
bonus step bling bling once you have really maxed your height looks skin
muscles attitude you have to start you have to start investing money
your life get a relatively good place where you can bring girls logistics are
important you want to get the birds to bed a fast you might also want to buy a
relatively good car don't go overboard on this car is not that important
what would Chad drive a cool-looking Mustang will suffice just keep it clean
your car has to look like Chad's car not bata providers car so avoid hybrids
electric vehicles and anything that looks in any way D your car doesn't have
to be pretty it has to be masculine you don't really need to buy much bling as
your body speaks for itself but you might buy some diamond to your studs a
snapback collection and some tees in the style of alright alright you know how it
is if you don't have diamond to ear studs in a snapback good luck finding
the girlfriend right all right this is insane dude this method will get you all
types of girls from Stacey's to cute library girls when you speak with a less
quality girl nerd otaku or a librarian less quality girl that he really say
that come on man ah you know a lot of guys prefer nerdy girls an otaku is and
librarians I'd say my fiance's a librarian I like
her a lot she's the real deal just tone down the chat game and go into your geek
mode a bit these girls will be wet as hell thinking that someone with your
body could actually bond with them and be kind to them while ravaging them oh
he ain't kiddin even if they do get it in with other guys after you they will
be calling for your name if you through who wrote this this is insane dude this
is insane if you think that classy girls will be turned off by you you are
mistaken just get yourself a well tailored suit and act more classy
dialing down the douchebag game and they will be on then take them to your place
take off that suit to reveal hardens scarred and tatted body of your
mysterious past life dude I think of the guy who wrote this had some uh yes some
homoeroticism go on your baby yeah he ain't kidding and they will gush right
there and then you were not an in cell you were a
Colombian drug cartel member in your youth and did some things you regret and
you want to get your life on track Stacy you will want to use her love to
help you change to the positive side you will have to lie a lot Kat doesn't care
about lying as long as he gets the guts this is quite easy dude
finally don't talk about your transformation this will be your secret
destroy all of your old photos cut off all your old friends people won't
understand this new people in your life have to think that you have a shady past
riddled with crime bad choices and extreme conditions but you have changed
now you want to get on track now you don't want to talk about your past think
of renegade you might actually consider moving to a different country at this
point you might work if you are very short this might work if you are very
short and leg-lengthening gets you to only 511 or something just move out to
Mexico or China white guys have extreme advantages in Asian countries hey that's
what we talked about earlier I've seen that I've seen that baby you have to be
taller than the general male population in your area you have to be Chad in
comparison to them if you're Asian do not live in a white country like UK or
USA relatively white but what the hell move back to Asia you have more chances
of being Chad there changing country has added benefit of being able to take
loans and not pay them back when people want to ask you about your past look a
bit sulking and say I don't want to talk about that right now I also suggest
taking up boxing jujitsu or MMA if you have the time nothing in moderation
remember you as an in cell don't have the privilege to live life in moderation
this whole trip might take you a minimum five years maximum about ten and if you
are not prepared to destroy your old self and mutate into artificial man-made
Chad please don't whine about the unfairness of the world
all right uh what do you guys think of it huh
I mean I think some of it was cool but I think a lot of it was just really really
twisted really twisted let me know what you think in the comments I'd love to
hear from you leave a thumbs up before you leave if you'd if you'd do that
favor for me and I'm out this is I'll see you guys soon with some more looks
maxi this was something else
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