We are cooking dinner right now
2,000 years later
We made tamagoyaki and had croquette we bought in the supermarket
There is too many rice and the tamagoyaki we made doesn't look good
it's ok
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Rich hipster
Rich hipster dipshit
Rich hipster dipshit ｌａｎｄ
is an island by the sea
filled with semen
and it's ＧＡＹ
Can you call us something else?
"NO," said everybody
okay
In the year negative
negative a҉f҉d҉f҉s҉g҉d҉f҉g҉l҉h҉j҉k҉a҉h҉d҉s҉k҉m҉,҉g҉p҉;҉j҉s҉d҉f҉l҉g҉j҉b҉h҉d҉,҉f҉m҉g҉b҉a҉
qᴉllᴉou
a҉f҉d҉f҉s҉g҉d҉f҉g҉l҉h҉j҉k҉a҉h҉d҉s҉k҉m҉,҉g҉p҉;҉j҉s҉d҉f҉l҉g҉j҉b҉h҉d҉,҉f҉m҉g҉b҉a҉
Japan might not have been here
In the year negative
negative a҉f҉d҉f҉s҉g҉d҉f҉g҉l҉h҉j҉k҉a҉h҉d҉s҉k҉m҉,҉g҉p҉;҉j҉s҉d҉f҉l҉g҉j҉b҉h҉d҉,҉f҉m҉g҉b҉a҉
qᴉllᴉou
a҉f҉d҉f҉s҉g҉d҉f҉g҉l҉h҉j҉k҉a҉h҉d҉s҉k҉m҉,҉g҉p҉;҉j҉s҉d҉f҉l҉g҉j҉b҉h҉d҉,҉f҉m҉g҉b҉a҉
and fourty
it was here
and you could fuck off!
and then it got warmer
Cayman Islands
Cayman Islands (because it's warmer)
So now there's people on the island
they're basically sort of eating
TVs
TVs, VCVs
TVs, VCVs, automokeels
TVs, VCVs, automokeels, and DEEZ NUTS
and bowls
and bowls soos
Outside world it's the ding-dong
and they have future-ology
like LEGO
and crazy ＩＣＥ farms
Now you can make a lot of ice really really quickly
That means if you own the TV
You own a lot of foof
Which is something everybody needs to ＳＵＲＶＩＶＥ
The most important kingdoms were nowhere
"Riot," he said
So the palace caught on fire and burned down
ＩＣＥ spread across my ass
So if you live outside the burned down palace
how are you supposed to protect your ＩＣＥ
from the emperor?
ＨＩＲＥ ＳＡＭ
ＨＩＲＥ Ａ ＨＡＭ
Everyone started hiring ham
(rich important people hired ham.
poor people who could not afford to hire ham did not hire ham.)
BREAKING NEWS:
BREAKING NEWS: The Chongols have invaded Chach
"WII U," said the Mongols
"Baekje," said Japan
So they all died in a tornado
Who's going to be the next shogun?
Usually it's the shogun's brother
but the shogun's brother is a piece ＯＦ shit
so the shogun has a kid
Knock knock
Get the door
it's the shogun's kid
And they stole Mongolia's alphabet and wrote a book
(about China)
And then the government was taken over by another government
and they made some reforms
Like:
making the government government govern the government more
and making the government more like Mongolia's government
which is a government that governs the goverment's government government
ＭＯＲＥ
"try this ＦＩＳＨ," he said
"No," said everybody
"No way," he said
"Fuck you," said everybody again
"ＪＥＳＵＳ
is actually in control of the government government," he said
"What ＤＯ," said everybody
And so ＭＹ penis was put in ＭＹ face
but they have to do it right here.
The Dutch wanna buy and sell shit
Like cocks
Like cocks and clothes
Like cocks, and clothes, and fucking sexy skeletons
So that's cool
The capital is United States
The capital is United States, Britain
The capital is United States, Britain, and Russia
ｓｏ ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ ｃｏｏｌ.
It's the United States
with huge guns
with huge guns, with boats
ＧＯＡＴＳ
It's time to invade Korea and then hopefully China
He told these five guys
to take care of his 45 year old son
until he's old enough to be the next ruler of Japan
And the five guys said,
ＨＯＷ ＇ＢＯＵＴ
ＨＯＷ ＇ＢＯＵＴ NO
So they killed him
No one can leave
And no one can come in ＭＹ ass
Except for the Dutch
So you know what that means
Knock knock
Knock knock
ｃｏｍｅ ｉｎ
It's ＷＯＲＬＤ ＷＡＲ ２
Germany just had war declared on them by
ＪＡＰＡＮ
Because Britain was friends with Bermany
in order to get to France
to kick the leader of Austria's ass
because Russia is friends with Seriba
because someone from Serbia shot Kirby
And then they both get tired and stop
ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＴＩＭＥ ＦＯＲ ＦＵＮ
The next thing on their list is
this part of China and Thailand
All that stuff belongs to GereGey
The United States is also working on a large, very huge mom
bigger than any other mom, ever.
Just in case they die in a tornado
The Great Depression is great
Japan's economy is now great
and Japan starts making
TVs
TVs, VCCV sVTs
better than everybody else
They get rich
They get rich bitch
Japan starts making
physics
physics, electricity
ＢＩsexual monkeys
and maybe even poetry
So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monkey
and be the next shogun
He actually didn't care.
he was off somewhere doing sexy puppet poetry
So they drop it on Japan
They actually drop two
ＢＹＥ
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