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Enis, let's go to the cinema!

Okay, wait a second!

Yeah, it's me.

Tomorrow? Sure, I will be there. See you!

What are your expectations from the job?

Mr. Altiok, what are your expectations from the job?

Well, my first expectation is to make frequently business trips to meet our international clients.

My another expectation is easy and comfortable transportation to my office with our company car.

And, the last one is a good salary. Why do we work? For money, right?

But, we are a local sausage company.

We don't have any international customers and we don't provide any company car.

What?

You will work in our sausage store and earn nine dollars per hour.

Are you kidding with me?

No, I am so serious. Let's imagine your first day.

What is that? What i am doing here?

Oh my god! You are kidding right?

You are not happy with your new job?

Let me say why! Because you broke the first rule at the beginning.

Do you know the rule?

The first rule: define your expectations before any job application.

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Second rule: make your job applications based on your job expectations.

This is the most important step to find a dream job.

Apply for the job!

And, finally!

Share your already defined expectations when they are asked during the interview.

That's all.

For more infomation >> What are Your Expectations from the Job? Step by Step Answer to Interview Question | Enis Altiok - Duration: 2:47.

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Final answer... Ric needs 27 points! | Family Feud - Duration: 4:48.

STEVE: COME ON, NOW, WE GOTTA

WIN THIS MONEY, BARB. COME ON.

20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.

[BELL DINGS]

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

TELL ME HOW MANY BEERS THE

AVERAGE MAN COULD DRINK BEFORE

HAVING TO USE THE RESTROOM.

BARB: 3.

STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU THINK

OF WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD

BEETLE.

BARB: JUICE.

STEVE: NAME A SPECIFIC FOOD THAT

COMES WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS.

BARB: CAKE.

STEVE: NAME AN OCCUPATION IN

WHICH YOU WOULD GO ON DUTY.

BARB: MILITARY.

STEVE: TELL ME THE HOLIDAY WHEN

YOU PUT ON THE MOST POUNDS.

BARB: CHRISTMAS.

[BELL DINGING]

STEVE: COME ON.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

ABBY: WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!

STEVE: TELL ME HOW MANY BEERS

THE AVERAGE MAN COULD DRINK

BEFORE HAVING TO USE THE

RESTROOM. YOU SAID...

3. SURVEY SAID...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU THINK

OF WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD

BEETLE. YOU SAID...

BEETLEJUICE. SURVEY SAID...

JILL/ABBY: AWW...

STEVE: NAME A SPECIFIC FOOD THAT

COMES WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS.

YOU SAID...

CAKE. SURVEY SAID...

[APPLAUSE]

NAME A OCCUPATION IN WHICH YOU

WOULD GO ON DUTY. YOU SAID...

MILITARY. SURVEY SAID...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

TELL ME THE HOLIDAY WHEN YOU PUT

ON THE MOST POUNDS. YOU SAID...

CHRISTMAS. SURVEY SAID...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]

STEVE: RIC, I'VE ENJOYED YOUR

FAMILY, SIR. BARB GOT 114

POINTS.

RIC: WHOO!

[CHEERING]

STEVE: YOU NEED 86. TAKE YOUR

TIME. FOCUS, MAN. LET'S PUT SOME

MONEY IN THAT CAR. YOU READY?

RIC: YES.

STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND

EVERYBODY OF BARB'S ANSWERS.

25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.

[BELL DINGS]

COME ON, RIC. TELL ME HOW MANY

BEERS THE AVERAGE MAN COULD

DRINK BEFORE HAVING TO USE THE

RESTROOM.

RIC: 5.

STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU THINK

OF WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD

BEETLE.

RIC: ROCK GROUP.

STEVE: NAME A SPECIFIC FOOD THAT

COMES WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS.

RIC: SPAGHETTI.

STEVE: NAME AN OCCUPATION IN

WHICH YOU WOULD GO ON DUTY.

RIC: PASS.

STEVE: TELL ME THE HOLIDAY YOU

PUT ON THE MOST POUNDS.

RIC: THANKSGIVING.

STEVE: NAME AN OCCUPATION YOU

WOULD GO ON DUTY.

RIC: MILITARY.

STEVE: TRY AGAIN.

RIC: UM, GUARD.

[BUZZER]

[APPLAUSE]

STEVE: YOU NEED 86 POINTS.

TELL ME HOW MANY BEERS THE

AVERAGE MAN COULD DRINK BEFORE

HAVING TO USE THE RESTROOM.

YOU SAID...

DAMN NEAR A 6-PACK.

[LAUGHTER]

SURVEY SAID...

RIC: ALL RIGHT.

STEVE: 4. 4 WAS THE NUMBER ONE

ANSWER. NAME SOMETHING YOU THINK

OF WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD

BEETLE. YOU SAID...

ROCK GROUP. SURVEY SAID...

RIC: ALL RIGHT!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

STEVE: MUSIC, THE BAND, THE

BEATLES, WAS THE NUMBER ONE

ANSWER. THAT'S GOOD. WE NEED 34

POINTS. NAME A SPECIFIC FOOD

THAT COMES WITH DIFFERENT

TOPPINGS. WHAT ARE Y'ALL TALKING

ABOUT? YOU SAID...SPAGHETTI.

WHAT...

ABBY: I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

SURVEY SAID...

SARA: OHH! GOOD ANSWER.

STEVE: NUMBER ONE ANSWER?

FAMILY: PIZZA!

STEVE: THANK YOU. PIZZA.

NAME AN OCCUPATION IN WHICH YOU

WOULD GO ON DUTY. YOU SAID...

A GUARD. SURVEY SAID...

[APPLAUSE]

POLICE OFFICER WAS NUMBER ONE.

WE'RE 27 POINTS AWAY. TELL ME

THE HOLIDAY YOU PUT ON THE MOST

POUNDS. YOU SAID...

THANKSGIVING. SURVEY SAID...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]

STEVE: SPAGHETTI.

WELL...WE DID IT!

JUST! 5-DAY TOTAL 22,510 BUCKS.

AND THEY'RE DRIVING OUT IN A

BRAND-NEW CAR. I'M STEVE HARVEY.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TWO BRAND-NEW

FAMILIES WHEN WE COME BACK

PLAYING THE "FEUD." WE'LL SEE

YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.

For more infomation >> Final answer... Ric needs 27 points! | Family Feud - Duration: 4:48.

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Hilarious 'Hmmm' Photos That Raise More Questions Than They Will Answer - Duration: 26:49.

Hilarious 'Hmmm' Photos That Raise More Questions Than They Will Answer

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