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The Bank Let Her Check Bounce, So The Grandma Wrote This Letter.

Her Answer Is Brilliant!

This is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86-year-old woman.

It was so amusing that the bank's manager decided to have it published in the New York

Times.

"Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored

to pay my plumber last month.

By my calculations, 3 nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and

the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it..

I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement

which, I admit, has been in place for only 8 years.

You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting

my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink

my errant financial ways.

I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, — when

I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless

entity which your bank has become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person

My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but

will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee

at your bank whom you must nominate.

Be aware that it is an OFFENSE under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.

Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete.

I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her

as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative.

Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a

Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts,

assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she

must quote in dealings with me.

I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the

number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank

service.

As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further.

When you call me, press buttons as follows: IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR

(*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH #1.

To make an appointment to see me #2.

To query a missing payment.

#3.

To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.

#4 To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.

#5.

To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.

#6.

To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.

#7.

To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required.

Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned

earlier.

#8.

To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through

#9.

To make a general complaint or inquiry.

The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.

#10.

This is a second reminder to press* for English.

While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration

of the call.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover

the setting up of this new arrangement.

May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?

Your Humble Client And remember: Do not make old people mad.

We do not like being old in the first place, so it does not take much to piss us off."

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The Answer Box - Vulvas and Vaginas - Duration: 3:16.

welcome back to the answer box my name is Stacey and I'm the sexual health

education manager at Shore Centre today we're going to be talking about vulvas

and vaginas we have a few questions here the first one is what is a vulva this is

a really common question because people tend to use the word vagina instead of

the word vulva so a vulva is everything that you see on the outside the vagina

is on the inside you can see the vaginal opening on the outside but not the

actual vagina so your vagina is where menstruation may come from where you

might put in a tampon but you cannot see it on the outside so we use the word

vulva to encompass all the external genitalia on the outside on the vulva

you also have the outer labia here the inner labia and the clip or the clitoris

which is covered by clitoral hood you can also see the urethral opening which

is represented by a flower here on our vulva puppet and that is where urine

comes from what is discharge this is also a really common question discharge

is what actually comes out of the vagina when the vagina is cleaning itself it

does the penis self clean like a vagina the penis does not self clean in the

same way because what comes out of the penis is urine or ejaculate so the

vagina is a little bit different I like to think of the vagina like an eyeball

when you go to sleep you close your eyes and when you wake up in the morning the

eyeball has cleaned itself there's discharge there's crusties you wipe them

away from your eye you wash those away you never actually wash your eyeball you

may rinse it out if you get something in your eye but typically we don't wash our

eyes our eyes are self-cleaning they water they clean themselves same with

the vagina you don't have to clean inside the vagina the vagina cleans

itself so it gets rid of any bacteria any dirt any germs that it doesn't need

in there and you might see that on your underwear so there could be like white

sticky clear things on your underwear this is simply discharge in your vagina

cleaning itself it doesn't stain your underwear you can just throw them in the

wash and we're good to go another great question from our answer box can you pee

with a tampon in and this is a question that a lot of people have asked so we

have a tampon here if you've never put in the tamper

this is one with an applicator so you would set the tip of the applicator at

the opening to the vagina push and the tampon goes inside and this applicator

gets wrapped in tissue and thrown in the garbage not flushed in the toilet this

is where the tampon is on the inside and this string is hanging on the outside so

I'm going to move this over to here and show so if you have the tampon inside

here and the string was hanging out and you had to go to the bathroom you can go

to the bathroom with the tampon in you don't have to remove it unless you want

to but sometimes you go to the bathroom more often than you would want to change

the tampon so if this is our urethral opening right here this is where

urination comes from when you do pee the urine might get onto the tampon string

so if you want to you can just simply push it to the side and that will help

not to get urine on the tampon string you can also take it out and put anyone

in so completely up to you whatever decision you make thanks so much for

joining us today and talking about vulvas and vaginas see you next time