Today, I would like to eat pizza!
Pizzaaaaa House…
.Pizzaaaaa Hut…
Pizzaa domain
What are the names?
Yes, let me call to Pizza house..
and order a pizza…
What the number was….?
Hello pizza house?
Hello .
.hello
hello..
hello..
yes, yes,
Pizza house?
Good morning Mansukh sir…..
How can I help you sir?
WOHA…
You know my name?
How do you know my name?
I am calling you first time.
Sir we have your phone number
and other details in our records sir
that is why
OK.. OK… OK
So tell me sir.. how can I help you?
Yes,
I have to order a pizza
Yes,
yes..
oh you have lots of type of pizzas…..
hmmmm I have to order a large pizza
yes.. yes.. I am very hungry
please do it fast..large pizza..
Yes…
Mansukh sir… I would like to tell you that..
the large pizza of 300 gms will not be good for you..
Sir..instead you may order little one of 200 gms pizza
Really?
How do you know that...
...large pizza of 300 gms would not be good to me?
How do you know?
Sir, since it has a cholesterol level of 100 ml
and your cholesterol is already at high level
that is why the 300 gms one is not good for you.
It may increase your cholesterol again.
How do you know about it that...
..my cholesterol is higher?
Mansukh sir..
Just 04 days back your got tested
your blood at Sharma Pathology lab
where you have paid the bill
through your credit card
and your credit card is
linked with your ADHAAR card
so your report is now on-line Published
So the report is with us
that is why we know your cholesterol is higher.
OK.OK.OK
Let it be..
order 200 gms pizza instead of 300 gms..
just send it
I am very hungry…
Just make it fast please
Sorry sir, I cannot send you the pizza of 200 gms..
Why can't send?
Sir, the pizza of 200 gms is at the rate of INR 550/-
and the limit of your credit card has been finished now
and it has a limit of INR 400 only.
So maximum you can purchase the things of INR 400/- Only.
So instead of 200 gms you may purchase a pizza of 150 gms.
Yes. Sir..
150 gms Pizza is of INR 400/-
Since your credit limit is just INR 400
so you may purchase the 150 gms pizza..
OK,
it is OK,
I will pay the balance in cash
when pizza will be delivered at my home.
This is not a big deal dude…
This is too much dude..
Sorry sir.
We do not have the facility of COD (Cash on Delivery).
I am sorry sir..
This is cool dude…
This is forcibly..
I do not want t another pizza man..
This is cool bro..
This is cool bro..
forcibly purchase INR 400/-pizza?
I don't want to pay INR 400/-.
I want cheaper one…
This is really weird ..
I don't want to your pizza.
Just keep your pizza with yourself. .
Sir. Please control your tongue ..
Please sir..you are crossing the limits..
OK, now you will teach the lesson to me?
So you will teach a lesson to me that how to talk?
One, I am asking for a pizza
and you are not giving
but teaching me a lot?
Come here and meet me,
I will teach you that what is the lesson?
This is bullshit..
Ordering a pizza and you are not able to deliver it to me.
@#$%
%^&*^%$#%
&&%^$
Please sir.
I request you please control your tongue
and please don't behave with such kind
of aggro behavior.
Just 10 days back you had
some controversy with your neighbor
and due to this you had spent 02 days in the prison.
How do you know?
Sir your finger prints are there in Police Station
and same are matching with your ADHAAR card
. And the details of your ADHAAR card are with us.
Sir.. your ADHAAR card is
linked with your mobile number
and your mobile number and other details are with us.
That is why we know about it.
Oh..
I am sorrrrry…
OK, Its ok..
.. if pizza is not available then send me a Coke.
If pizza is not then please send me a Coke.
No sir..
we cannot give you Coke as well.
Why???
Sorry sir
We cannot give you Coca Cola..
Sir..since your sugar level is still too high…
How?
Sir Coke has
a sugar level of 160
and your sugar level is already 170
before taking the meals.
That is why we cannot give you Coke.
Now how do you know about it?
Sir your medical report is now with us.
You have got tested in Sharma Pathology lab so reports are with us now sir.
Then what would you send me now..
let send the Chili Potato.
Scald chili potato
Just sent it fast.
do it fast..I am very hungry bro..
Sir, I cannot send you the chili potato as well.
It cannot be delivered as well?
Uff it is so weird.
It cannot be delivered as well
Sir
Chili potato has scald chili
Which is not good for your eyes sir.
Sir as per the details of your ADHAAR card
the Retina of your eyes is very sensitive against the chili.
Which is not good for you.
That is why sir..
Is that sooooo…..
Yes sir
So you mean to say that
there is nothing at your pizza house for me to eatable?
Did you mean it?
Sir, we have.
We have variety of pizza available here.
Oh..just leave it dude...
For how long I am asking for a pizza?
and you are not able to give me a single pizza
and open a shop of my diseases.
How will it be run bro?
Do something for me for my hunger
Dude.. what do you think?
Don't have I the money for your pizza?
I will give you lots of money dude.
can get a bath for your of money.
What do you think about me? huh..
Bro I am a responsible citizen of India.
I will pay you full.
Being a responsible citizen
I pay tax with honesty.
Pay income tax to Govt
what do you think about me?
After paying lot of tax to Govt.
you are playing with me for a pizza?
Bro..please send me a pizza bro..please bro..
.. If I can pay tax to Govt
then Can't pay you for a pzza?
It is really incredible.
Sir. Don't tell me about your tax.
In last financial year you have
theft a complete tax of INR 4000.
You have not paid a tax of INR 4000/-
to the Govt in last financial year sir.
So please ..
Don't tell me about your income tax.
Dude… how do you know it?
Sir,
your ADHAAR card is linked with your PAN card
and your PAN card details is also with us
This all information is available on-line.
That is why your all details are with us.
Now you let me know one thing…
Do you have poison?
Poison?
No sir,
We don't have the poison.
But poison? why sir?
Come-on man.
I have to prepared a hodgepodge of poison…
I want to commit suicide..
I want to die..
I had asked you for a pizza..
.. and you have open a shop of my diseases..
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