Time once again for another installment of Super Mario Manga!
This time we will go right to the beginning with the very first book in the series, Super
Mario Land.
This series of weekly comics were originally published in Bon Bon Magazine, owned by Kodansha
Media.
Starting in 1989 and running for almost a full decade, the KC Mario series, as its often
referred to, covered each new Mario installment in comic form in its original run.
The entire series was written by Motoyama Kazuki.
The Super Mario Land book was first released on August 17, 1989 and chronicles the story
of the first Mario GameBoy Game.
Before we begin though, let me clear up something for people who may be wondering.
There are actually 4 books in the Super Mario Land series.
I guess at the time, Kodansha didn't really know how far the comics would run and so the
second, third and fourth books carry the same name.
But only the first volume is actually about the game.
Volume 2 is about Tetris, volume 3 is about Golf and volume four is about Qix!
Why not Alleyway or something else altogether?
You got me!
Will I translate and present these books someday?
Yes....
Anyway, lets begin.....
Transport yourself back in time to 1989.
The GameBoy was brand new.
You probably haven't even played one yet and even for those who did, it would likely
be an all new experience that maybe takes some learning to figure out.
I mean, interchangeable games and how they work are all forgone conclusions now, but
the GameBoy was certainly not the Game & Watch, though we love that too!
So some things might be explained a little too simply for us, but just remember its a
"product of its time" whatever that means.
The book starts with a great detailed map of all 4 stages of Super Mario Land.
Telling you where each mushroom and star are located as well as some other stuff too.
The the cast of characters is introduced.
One thing about Super Mario Land is that some, but not all of the Japanese names are retained,
while the mainline Mario series mostly has original names for each language.
Notice that Peach (aka princess toadstool) looks rather unhappy.
That because, as we all know, Daisy is the damsel in distress for this story.
But it also begins the long running rivalry between Peach and Daisy over Mario, which
runs across, well pretty much the entire 10 year run.
There are also a few characters not in the game, but who are added to make the story
more engaging.
I mean after all, in every game, its pretty much Mario running by himself, and thats actually
not too interesting...
The book is layed out in four chapters, one for each stage of the game as well as the
names of the 4 kingdoms of Sarasa Land.
Chapter 1 begins with Mario and Peach showing up at Princess Daisy's castle for a visit.
It appears that Peach and Daisy go a long way back but Mario is meeting Daisy for the
first time.
He's very taken by her looks and she acts in a very flirtatious way to him.
Much to ire of Peach.
They immediately start bickering and the fighting escalates in a full blown food fight.
Mario tries to intervene but suddenly, out of nowhere, the castle is under an attack!
An air raid over the kingdom sends its residents into a panic.
Then the leader of this army Tatanga, who calls him self the Emperor of the Universe
descends in front of the castle gates and declares Sarasa Land as his own.
Mostly because he's about 1 meter tall, Daisy doesn't take him seriously, but her
father, the king bows down and scolds Mario for pointing out his tiny stature.
Tatanga wastes no time and abducts Princess Daisy.
Mario runs after her and Peach follows, but Mario says its too dangerous for a girl to
go with him.
OK before you point it out, YESSS Peach was in Super Mario 2 NOOO it was NOT released
in Japan at this time, 1989, so the reader wouldn't know that.
NOOOO Peach could do it just as well as Mario regardless of that.
Or maybe that's a YES.
It's a little hard to follow the circle of logic here.
So Mario takes off but Peach still wants to help and remembers the present that they had
bought for Daisy, she opens it up to reveal, Mecha Kuribo!
A robotic operating….
helper.
He's got 4 wheel drive and a propellor head as well as a laser scope to blast anything
in his way.
Peach sends Mecha Kuribo off to follow Mario.
When they meet up he explains to Mario that he knows the terrain of Sarasa Land and can
help navigate through.
Mario exclaims how lucky he is to have Peach supporting him.
Mecha Kuribo tells Mario that they are crossing into The Pirapito Kingdom.
A dry desert resembling Ancient Egypt.
Some Goombo, spot Mario and plan to inform Tatanga of what's going on.
But Mario quickly stomps them.
I mean after a few Mario games, its just instinctual right?
Mario finds a pipe which he believes will take him to a Bonus Zone and tells Mecha Kuribo
to wait here a minute.
While Mario is gone we learn that Mecha Kuribo is actually Princess Peach.
I know you didn't see that coming!
Mario comes back and they find Bombshell Koopas waiting.
Mario makes quick work of them but is puzzled by the bombs that they left behind.
WELL…, it IS a bomb, so it blows up right in Mario's face.
Just then a Fighter Fly jumps on Mecha Kuribo and gives him a kiss!
But remember, its actually Peach and Mario doesn't know it.
Mario retaliates with a round of SuperBalls.
Which the book explains is how Fire Flowers work in this game.
The Fighter Fly is defeated and Mario uses the SuperBall to gather coins in hard to reach
places.
Hey wait hold on?!?!
That works?!!
All this time!!
I never knew it!!!!!!!!!!!
The two move on and Mario muses how these SuperBalls might give him a chance to see
up Peach's dress, which becomes a running gag in future books.
Mecha Kurio scolds Mario for daring to think such a thing and picks him up by the tuchus
forcing him to apologize.
The two venture through underground catacombs inside until they come across a giant GameBoy!
If you have played the game, you know what this means as you have a chance to get a bonus
after each stage.
Mario explains that the ladder can help you or hurt you, depending.
He pushes the A button and (dun dun dun dun!) he gets a 3UP!!
Mecha Kuribo says they have to move quickly, Mario agrees because if they don't hurry,
Daisy will be forced to marry Tatanga against her will.
BunBuns appear and make their attack.
Mario counters with a SuperBall strike.
He wins the battle and Peach though just cant stand the sight of any bugs.
Mario, doing his victory dance jumps up and hits a block.
From which a heart pops up.
On the back of the heart is a note from Daisy with lots of love!
In a fit of jealousy, Mecha Kuribo krangs Mario over the head.
To which Mario exclaims that Mecha Kuribo must actually be Peach.
No reveal yet though.
Were only 36 pages in anyway!!
They come to the big pyramid.
Mecha Kuribo says that the boss must be inside.
There's also a lot of danger ahead.
Rocks fall from the ceiling.
Mario pushes Mecha Kuribo out of the way to safety.
The shock makes Mecha Kuribo cry.
Mario finds it strange that a robot can cry and Mecha Kuribo says its just oils coming
out of his eyes.
They move on taking different paths, with Peach very very nervous about the whole journey.
The bottom path, chosen by Mario leads to many coins, while the other….nothing.
The eventually reunite and find themselves face to face with Gao!
Mecha Kuribo uses his propellers to flyaway!
But then they face King Totomesu!
The boss of World 1!
Off in the distance Daisy is locked away and begs for help.
So as I've said 29 times already Peach is in a robot body.
And so somehow it gives her robot like powers.
She can see King Totomesu's weak spots and now knows how to defeat him.
She tells Mario that 5 hits with the SuperBall will do the job.
Mario manages to get 4 hits in, thanks in part to the SuperBall bouncing off the walls.
But Totomesu gets an attack in and Mario loses the Super power.
Mario, trying to find another way to defeat Totomesu, tries a head stop, but that never
works on bosses!
Sometimes mini-bosses but NEVER end ones!
I mean come on Mario!!
He loses his balance and fall off, landing on a lever, which collapses the bridge and
sends King Totomesu to a fiery end.
Princess Daisy is freed and rewards Mario with a kiss!
Of course it really isn't Daisy its a Fighter Fly in disguise!
Mario and Mecha Kuribo leave Pirapito and set off to find the real Daisy!
And so begins Chapter 2!
Mario and Mecha Kuribo arrive in the Myuda Kingdom.
Daisy and Tatanga are preparing for their wedding ceremony.
While preparing his wedding feast, Tatanga takes some Torions, eats the alive and tosses
out the bones, which in the game are called Honen.
Tatanga orders them to go and find Mario!
This is actually mentioned in the Super Mario Land Manual as part of the backstory of the
game.
Well the Honen do find Mario and one takes a bite out of his tuchus!
Thats the second time so far he's been hurt there.
The pain is so intense it makes Mario jump out of his overalls!
And yes, we see Mario's WANGG!!!!!!!!
I know many people use the phrase "I'm not one to nitpick" but that's not me"
I AM ONE TO NITPICK!
I mentioned this originally on this channel on October 9th, 2016 that these books had
scenes such as this.
Yet this somehow didn't make the internet until 2017 and was I credited?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And every article was just like OMG OMG OMG WTF?!?!
With no explanation of whats going on here.
So let's break it down.
Why is IT the way IT is?
The joke here is supposed to be that its not up to par, to keep it polite but if you've
ever seen an illustration in a baby's health book you'd see that the 2 wanggs are identical.
So the gag is that he has a baby wangg which you'd easily understand because in Japan
you'd eventually come across a drawing somewhere that looked like this.
Also there's a playful tension between Mario and Peach and since Peach is secretly hiding
and Mario doesn't know it, the whole thing is a great laugh!
Anyway, Peach as Mecha Kuribo takes offense and socks Mario right in the face, sending
him down a pipe, which is a bonus zone.
Coming back up though he gets ambushed by a Mekapon…
A heated battle ensues where Mario summons the spirit of UltraMan and launches Mocha
Kuribo's head to battle Mekapon.
I know this frame looks confusing but Peach has switched helmets, simply put.
Mario defeats the Mekapon and then confronts the YURARIN PUU.
Mario tires the SuperBall, but it just wont work.
So he wraps the tail of the YURARIN PUU and wraps it around his mouth to win the fight.
Mecha Kuribo climbs in one of the UFOs that litter the stages and discovers the Marine
Pop!!
Which allows Mario to dive underwater and blast emeries quickly and quite safely! oh
and YURARIN PUU sits quietly in the back seat!
Moving along the Marine Pop is grabbed by the giant octopus GUNYON, but Mario just blasts
him straight in half.
With everything clear the tear down a wall and fins Mario's name spelled out in coins!
Mario says that it's a message from Daisy!
I remember this in the game and I never thought about it before, but that is really clever
and really fits the story of the game and with limited space on GameBoy games a neat
way to do that.
After that the underwater boss appears from the darkness.
The boss is gigantic and fearsome.
Mecha Kuribo's robotics start to kick in, and Mocha Kuribo, who is really Princess Peach,
tells Mario the quick want to defeat the boss.
Then sends a fatal blow to the boss!
The Marine Pop surfaces and the three find Daisy and then free her.
Only to have Daisy transform into an octopus and ink Mario then scuttle away.
2 chapters, 2 kingdoms, 2 stages down.
We're half way through the book!
When we come back its off the Easton Kingdom!
BREAK!!
Welcome Back!
Chapter 3 follows World 3, the Easton Kingdom.
If you didn't notice each of the names of the areas is a reference to the culture that
the games takes, which I'm sure you know, the game does in heavy doses.
Easton is a portmanteau of Easter and Stone because its supposed to be an analog to Easter
Island!
Which Japan has some kind of obsession with that I can't understand.
Off we go…!!
When Mario and Mecha Kuribo, who is really Princess Peach land on the beach at Easton,
they first encounter the giant MOAI stone heads, which as the main attraction of the
real Easter Island, but these are alive and they attack immediately.
Then they encounter GAN, the rolling rocks that are used to carry Mario across the spikes
pits that are too wide to jump across.
Naturally they are afraid as living rocks have been trying to kill them since they got
here, So Mecha Kuribo stretches out Mario's face to look like a MOAI and they quickly
become allies.
Meanwhile Tatanga tells a captive audience how he plans to kill the evil Mario and save
the Easton Kingdom.
The boss of this world, HYOI HOI looks on.
As an aside the book makes a mention that HYOI HOI is not Sunplaza Nakano, who was a
famous celebrity in Japan at this time and is actually featured as an enemy in All Night
Nippon Super Mario Bros. and YESSS I will get to that topic sometime soon.
If I already haven't…
Getting back to Mario they have finally met humans from the Easton Kingdom, a girl named
SUU.
Mario thinks she cute, and Peach gets jealous, natch, but cant break kayfabe that she's
a robot.
SUU says that she will be their guide in Easton but it seems as if there is no safe place
in the kingdom at all!
Trying to jump around all of the SPIDERS, Mario gets caught in a web!
All the enemies who were chasing Mario from before have caught up and swarm Mario.
Luckily they free Mario from the sticky web and entangle themselves.
However a gang of SPIDERS surround Mario and move in quickly.
HYOI HOI the boss shows up and starts firing off a MachineGun and blasts the SPIDERS.
I don't know, maybe they are at war with each other?
HYOI HOI makes a proper introduction to Mario, who calls on Gan to help and together they
arrive at the boss fortress.
A giant complex maze!
There are 3 dead ends each with a special gag.
One dead end leads to BAKABON a famous manga character who appeared in Bon Bon Magazine
The second dead end leads to the old lady from Kitaro, or something, who says let's
do a puff puff!
Which if you don't know what that is, I feel sorry for you…
Then there's the third dead end!
Are you ready for this?
I don't think you can handle it!
You sure!?
The 3rd dead end is THIS THING!!!!!
A weird monster faced looking guy, standing next to a turr, totally Buttassnekkid!!
And his um, well either his arm is his weinarr or his weinarr is his hand!
Hello, internet?!
You forgot this one!!
So lets unpack the zillion questions this image brings!
What is it, where'd it come from and why put it here???
Well like I said, the other 2 panels feature other BON BON characters and this one is too!
Yes!
This thing!!!!
Had his own manga series.
It was from 1985 or so and was called Yappa!
Ah-Hogan Yo!
Which means Hey, its Hogan.
The story is about an out of control American Pro Wrestler!
Are you piecing this together!!?
Its a parody of HULK HOGAN!!!!!
He was champion at this time after all!.
Now that you know all of this, can you ever get the image out of your mind of Hulk Hogan
doing his famous ring poses with his donggg??
You're welcome….
Oh and it still doesn't beat Vince McMahon's caricature in Cracked from 1995
Ok I'm sure you're all laughed out from that one, so you know how it goes, they battle,
yada yada but then suddenly SUU transforms into a spider!
With 8 shots at once now they are able to easily beat HYOI HOI, who upon defeat says
that the Easton Kingdom can return to its rightful owners.
Hey!
The rocks and the spiders really WERE AT WAR!
SUU apologies to Mario for hiding her true form from him.
Which by the way the writer uses the Japanese word SUGATA for form.
SU-Gata!
Get it!?!
Eh ha ha ha ha uhhhh.. ok well it's hilarious to me!
let's go on to Chapter 4,
The Final Chapter is the Chai Kingdom!
At the entrance to Chai Mario and Mecha Kuribo, who is really Princess Peach, come across
a sign that says The wedding of Katanga and Daisy will be held today at Tatanga's mountain
top tower.
Everyone's invited!
So they take off to stop Katanga before it's too late!
But of course enemies are in the way!
This time its PYONPI.
They try to escape but Mecha Kuribo gets a flat tire and cant escape!
Mario Piggybacks Mecha Kuribo and escapes.
They come to a town and meet NANCHAN.
He takes them to his home, the imperial palaces, which looks like a Chinese restaurant inside.
Peach goes hungry as after all, robots can't eat!
But Peach as Mecha Kuribo does manage to sneak a can of coffee when no one is looking.
After they eat Mario talks to NANCHAN's father about how to reach the tower in time
to stop the wedding.
He replies he could take the SKY POP, which he owns and is a master pilot of.
As part of the preparation, Mario is told that the house is protected by this sacred
sign board, which keeps PYONPIS, and other evil away.
So Mecha Kuribo suggests that they make a second one which will protect them as they
go to the tower.
Then some rice is brought to Mecha Kuribo.
Peach takes off the helmet and proceeds to eat, yet she hears Mario and NANCHAN talk
about why the rice is needed and NANCHAN says that it weakens the PYONPIS.
They take the sign down to copy the writing on it and then a Goombo appears at the door
saying he is good hearted Goombo and needs the sign to rid himself of a PYONPI thats
chasing him.
But as soon as they open the door, the Goombo Takes the sign and destroys it!
Immediately PYONPIS swarm the house and tear it down.
The family also gets bit by the PYONPIS which turn them into zombies.
Pyon means jump and so its like saying a jumping zombie, get it?
If Mario gets bit, well its game over, no pun intended.
He calls out for Mecha Kuribo to help.
Mario falls through the door and breaks Mocha Kuribo, which finally gives us the reveal
that it was Peach all along!
Mario is actually not mad!
But grateful that Peach was there the whole time to journey with him.
I bet he wish he hadn't said it was no place for girls, back on page 24.
She urges Mario to take the sign and run to the airport!
It would be her final act of kindness, as she too has been bit and has become a PYONPI
herself!
Enemies on the ground alert forces above that Mario is on his way.
Mario dogfights his way up the mountain, while the wedding vows for Daisy and Tatanga are
underway.
Mario crashes through the castle walls and interrupts the wedding kiss, which of course
is what makes the marriage legally binding and official.
Mario plows into Tatanga who ends up kissing Father Goombo.
But the battle is far from over as Tatanga gets in his space ship for the final showdown
with Mario.
So get this!
The missile controls in the Sky Pop are a GameBoy's control scheme.
Mario says to hold down A for Rapid fire and to push B as fast as he can.
As the showdown continues Mario is pushing the B button so fast his fingers are bleeding!!
Enough missiles hit Tatiana's spaceship that it explodes in a giant fireball, killing
the self proclaimed Emperor of the Universe!
Tatanga's death breaks the zombie spell!
Peach and all these people of the Chai Kingdom are freed.
Mario scoops up Princess Daisy in the Sky Pop and as a reward for his bravery gives
him a big thank you kiss!
But… theres still some gun fire in the air which hits the Sky Pop.
It was Peach…!
And so ends the story of Super Mario Land.
A tale of bravery, exotic lands, Bizarre love triangles, and Hulkamania running wild, that
would NEVER be in the game, but its all in books!
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