(Riku) Hi, there!
(Riku) It's SUSHI RAMEN!
(Tommy) Hi, everyone. It's MIZUTAMARI-BOND. (Kanta) Hello. ( [MIZUTAMARI-BOND] )
(Tommy) I'm Tommy. (Kanta) And it's Kanta! (Kanta & Tommy)
(Genki) It's Genki Ichioka. (Genki Ichioka)
(Genki) Nice seeing you today. (Tommy) TODAY! (TODAY!)
(Riku) So, today
(Riku) we... (Kanta) Oh, my goodness. (Oh, my goodness. we...)
(Riku) we'll break (Tommy) Yeah. (we'll break)
(Riku) "record of human being." ("record of human being.")
(Kanta) Are you sure? (Are you sure?)
(Riku) I want you to hang from an iron bar, (an iron bar)
(Riku) which we can see over there. (Tommy) Ah.
(Riku) I'm sure that we can't hang forever. (Tommy) I think so. (I'm sure that we can't hang forever.)
(Riku) So, when we realize the limitation, (So, when we realize the limitation,)
(RIku) electrical current flows to the bar. (electrical current flows to the bar.)
(Riku) Then we may not be able to apart our hands
(Riku) because of the current. (Tommy) Yeah, I know.
(Kanta) Eh? (Eh? (With fear))
(Riku) Okay! Now, let's see what Kanta-kun is thinking about!
(Mr. Horiuchi) It's nice coloring!
(Riku) This is when Kanta-kun was attacked by 500 thousand volt electric current. ((Few months ago))
(Mr. Horiuchi) I wanna hit too, though it's surely painful. (Riku) It looks painful... Oh, you wanna do?
(Mr. Horiuchi) I feel so... (Riku) Ah, he seems recall pain he's gotten. (－He seems recall pain he's gotten.―)
(Mr. Horiuchi) I'm excited a little. Cause I like such tension so much... (Riku) We know how he despairs from his expression. (－He seems recall pain he's gotten.―)
(Mr. Horiuchi) I'm sure that... (Riku) I'm too excited… Hey, Mr. Horiuchi! ((Hey, Mr. Horiuchi!))
(Mr. Horiuchi) I wanna also get (Riku) Now VTR is on air! ((Now VTR is on air!))
(Mr. Horiuchi) more tension... (Riku) Listen, sir! ((Now VTR is on air!))
(Riku) Be quiet, please! (Mr Horiuchi) Oh, sorry-sorry. ((Be quiet, please!))
(Kanta) What? We can't apart cause of electric shock? (We can't apart cause of electric shock?)
(Riku) That's right. (That's right.)
(Kanta) Even though not only our arms, (Even though our arms, )
(Kanta) but also muscle, huh? (Riku) (laughing) ( but also muscle, huh?)
(Genki) Well, it's a kind of "fight or flight response." ("fight or flight response")
(Genki) Though your brain recognize limitation, ("I can't more!")
(Genki) your muscle still can work. ("I still can work★")
(Genki) Our muscle works with electric signal from brain.
(元気) This is why we can't apart intendedly with electricity. (This is why we can't apart intendedly with electricity.)
(Riku) (laughing) (Kanta) Eh, wait-wait! (Eh, wait-wait!)
(Riku) Okay. So first, let's count how long we can hang. (Measuring time...)
(Riku) Look, he's planning something. (Genki) Don't too rage with holding bar.
(Riku) He must be planning something...Ah! (Oh♡)
(Riku) He pushed "a pressure point"! (He pushed "a pressure point"!)
(Riku) Hey Mr. Horiuchi, that guy hit a pressure point! (Oh♡)
(Mr. Horiuchi) In short, a pressure point is a strange point... (Riku) Ah, yeah.
(Mr. Horiuchi) I wonder this is a point [which make him toss only "paper" at rock-paper-scissors.]
(Riku) He's fallen without rock-paper-scissors!
(Tommy) Hey, why are you raging? (Oh♡)
(Kanta) Hey you! (Hey you!)
(Kanta) How mean you are! (How mean you are!)
(Riku) This is a power of rare pressure point! (Mr. Horiuchi) You've already dead! (Record：26 seconds)
(※Sorry for my noisy broadcasting.)
(Riku) Well, I show you everyone's record. Without electric current, Tommy-kun was hanging 28 second, (Tommy：28 seconds)
(Riku) me 34 seconds, (Ahh! AHHH!) (Me：34 seconds (One-hand ×２))
(Riku) and Kanta-kun became the worst because of "a strange pressure point." (Record：26 seconds)
(Riku) These are our records. (Genki) Yeah. (Kanta) Un-huh.
(Riku) Then from now, how longer can we hang with electricity? (Tommy) That's right!
(Riku) First, we'll try with low pitch massage machine. ( Low pitch massage machine【Level1】)
(Mr. Horiuchi) Ah, I know it makes us painful. (Riku) I think so.
(Riku) So, putting them on his hands... (Mr. Horiuchi) I see.
(Riku) and then, he begins hanging. (Mr. Horiuchi) I see.
(Riku) Oops? Have some troubles?
(Riku) AHHHH! (AHHHH!)
(Riku) Oh no! He got electric shock!
(Kanta) Don't frighten! (Don't frighten! )
(SUSHI-RIKU's challenge)
(Kanta) Ready!
(Riku) So now, an inspection time! (Kanta) Go!
(Tommy) Okay! (Riku) He hangs down until his limitation without anything at first.
(Riku) Well, cause we've pointed out our loudness, (Kanta) 7 seconds!
(Riku) we'll get out for cup noodles for the moment. (Kanta) 8! 9…10!
(Riku) I wanna curry taste. (Riku) It's hard... (It's hard...)
(Riku) But I can't say "It's my limit." (But I can't say "It's my limit.")
(Tommy) Yeah, it makes you get electric current. (Kanta) It's now 40 seconds! (Yeah, it makes you get electric current.)
(Riku) Wow! I can't say that! (Kanta) 40 seconds!
(Riku) Oh, no... (Tommy) I think (to his limit…)
(Tommy) we can do longer than we thought at first. (to his limit…5...4...3)
(Kanta) Absolutely. (to his limit…2)
(Riku) eek! (to his limit…1)
(Riku) ggg...
(Riku) IT'S MY LIMIT! (IT'S MY LIMIT!)
(Genki) Okay! (Okay!)
(Riku) Ouchhhh! (Ouchhhh!)
(Riku) Ouchhhh! (Ouchhhh!)
(Kanta) Ah, good! (Riku) Ouchhhh! (Ouchhhh!)
(Tommy) Wow! (Riku) Ouchhh. (Wow!)
(Kanta) Good! You really think so? (Riku) Ouchhhh! (Good! You really think so?)
(Riku) Somehow I tense a lot. (Somehow I tense a lot.)
(Tommy & Kanta) I see. (I see. (other's concerns))
(Riku) NOOO! ( NOOO!)
(Riku) Ah! Ouch-ouch!
(Kanta) You really? (Riku) Ahh! I can't release! (Ahh! I can't release!)
(Riku) I can't! (I can't!)
(Riku) Stop! (Stop!(？))
(Riku) Stop-stop! (Genki) Stop-stop-stop. (Tommy & Kanta) (laughing)
(Kanta) You are dying with your idea, huh. (Tommy) You amazing! (You are dying with your idea, huh. )
(Tommy) Really amazing! ( Really amazing!)
(Kanta) You were hanging 25 seconds... (You were hanging 25 seconds...)
(Tommy) Longer? ( Longer?)
(Kanta) Yes. (Yes.)
(Riku) Hehe. (Tommy) Wow.
(Kanta) With your limit! (Genki) Good job! (Tommy) Cool!
(Riku) Wow! We got amazing record soon after beginning.
(Riku) Then, let's see other's challenge.
(Kanta) If you can get some profit with a minute hanging... (If you can get some profit with a minute hanging...)
(Tommy) Yeah, it'll motivate me. (Yeah, it'll motivate me.)
(Riku) Okay. So if you can do 5 minutes... (Okay. So if you can do 5 minutes...)
(Riku) Well, are you ready? (Tommy) Yes!
(Riku) Now, it's Tommy-kun's challenge...Oops! (Mr. Horiuchi) Wow! (Tommy's challange)
(Riku) He's holding a weapon! Dangerous! (Mr. Horiuchi) Oh, no! It's scary!
(Mr. Horiuchi) Give a mosaic there! (Riku) Watch out!
(Riku) Well, are you ready? (Tommy & Genki) Yes!
(Riku) Ready...
(Riku) go!
(Tommy) It's already my limit! (It's already my limit!)
(Genki) You've already? (You've already?)
(Tommy) Already...AHHH! ( Aleady...AHHH!)
(Tommy) No-no! (No-no!)
(Tommy) Stupid! (Stupid!)
(Tommy) Crazy! (Crazy!)
(Tommy) Ah, it's crazy!
(Tommy) It's crazier here... ( It's crazier here...)
(Tommy) Hey, it's sunny toady, but... (Hey, it's sunny toady but)
(Tommy) My fingers are struck by lighting. (My fingers are struck by lighting.)
(Tommy) Hey! It's... (Hey! It's...)
(Tommy) It's really crazy! (It's really crazy!)
(Tommy) But I'll NEVER release! (But I'll NEVER release!)
(Tommy) WOW! It's absolutely stupid! (WOW! It's absolutely stupid!)
(burst out laughing)
(Tommy) NO! Oh, no! C-crazy!
(Tommy) Ah, our society in Japan! (Ah, our society in Japan!
(Tommy) It has made such young guys! ( It has made such young guys!)
(Tommy) We have to deal with them! (We have to deal with them!)
(Tommy) We senior have to deal with juniors! (We senior have to deal with juniors!)
(Tommy) Oh,no. It's really
(Tommy) Ouch!
(Tommy) I! Can! Release! Now!
(Tommy) But I have guts.
(Tommy) I'll release after this talking! ( I'll release after this talking!)
(Tommy) Or after making you laugh! (Or after making you laugh!)
(Riku) Good God! It's 44 seconds! (Mr. Horiuchi) He did so longer. (44 seconds)
(Riku) As he's told his limit 2 seconds after beginning, he was getting electricity 41 seconds!
(Riku) Then, the last challenger at 1st round is Kanta-kun. (Kanta's challenge)
(Riku) We can see his motivation from this expression.
(Kanta) AHH! AHHH! AHH!
(Riku) Oops, wait a minute! Kanta-kun looks strange!
(Mr. Horiuchi) It maybe an expression which human beings really face a crisis.
(Mr. Horiuchi) Oh, and it is...
(Riku) Paper! Paper for "rock-paper-scissors"!
(Riku) He was still holding a damage of "strange pressure point" few minutes ago! (Oh♡)
(Riku) That's sorry for him!
(Tommy) I think that
(Tommy) um...this is weak electricity for you.
(Tommy) It would better be stronger...
(Kanta) No-no-no. (Riku) So do I.
(Riku) As bringing Kanta-kun stronger electric current, ( As bringing Kanta-kun stronger electric current, )
(Riku) I'm ready for [level2] ! (I'm ready for [level2] !)
(Tommy) Thank you very much! (Thank you very much!(？))
(Riku) Now, it's time for [level 2]. (LEVEL2)
(Riku) I want you to hold these two (Tommy) (laughing)
(Riku) There're something strange hanging down.
(Riku) to show with "look at them!" (to show with "look at them!")
(Tommy) Now, here. Do it.
(Riku) Show them to the camera with "look at them!" (Kanta) Wait. (Wait.)
(Riku) He looks scared.
(Genki) You'd better grab firmly. (Tommy) Grab. (You'd better grab firmly.)
(Riku) I feel it the most scary to be said "It's all right" and given by who in white robe.
(Mr. Horiuchi) I think it's not "all right" at all.
(Kanta) W-wait, Riku! (W-wait, Riku!)
(Kanta) Wait-wait-wait-wait. (Wait-wait-wait-wait.)
(Riku) Okay, here is a machine of [level2] !
(Kanta) AHHH!
(Kanta) Hey! (Riku & Genki) (laughing)
(Riku) We can provide electricity by releasing and joining magnet.
(Mr. Horiuchi) I see. (Riku) And additionally, it's 5 times as strong as level 1.
(Mr. Horiuchi) 5 times! (Riku) Yeah, it'll make him hanging down longer and longer.
(Mr. Horiuchi) I can't stop my tension!
(K) But surely, (Riku) Oops? (K: But surely,)
(K) I um... (K: I um...)
(K) I get excited with electric shock. (K: I get excited with electric shock.)
(Riku) Well, he's not talking about something immoral.
(Mr. Horiuchi) It's obviously Kanta-kun.
(Mr. Horiuchi) Oh, was he out of mosaic in a moment?
(Riku) Eh, really?
(Mr. Horiuchi) Wait, let me see again.
(※They're talking about electricity.)
(Riku) I'm very sorry for my audiences.
(Riku) This is unprecedented situation; Broadcaster plays the video backwards.
(Riku) He's out! (Replay)
(Riku) He's out of mosaic clearly! (Mr. Horiuchi) Ah, really.
(Riku) How visible it is! Wonderful! (Mr. Horiuchi) It's so clear!
(K) Somehow I feel like trying though it's scary. (Somehow I feel like trying though it's scary.)
(R) Hehe. (K) Huh. (Huh. Hehe.)
(T) Hmm! (Hmm!)
(Riku) Now, it's second challenge of Kanta-kun! (Kanta's challenge)
(Riku) Okay! (Tommy) Let's start!
(Kanta) Well, I'll really try toward new record. (Tommy) Good.
(Kanta) I'll really try toward new record. ("I'll really try toward new record.")
(Kanta) Oh,no. (Oh, no.)
(Riku) Remember to say.
(Kanta) Help. (Help.)
(Riku) You ready? (Kanta) Yeah!
(Kanta) AHHHH!
(Kanta) AHHH! Ouch-ouch!
(Kanta) Ouch! Ouch! NOOO!
(Kanta) Hehehe! (Hehehe!)
(Kanta) EEEEE! (EEEEE!)
(Tommy) Hahaha! (laughing)
(Tommy) Hey, you!
(Tommy) Be serious!
(Kanta) He, he-he!
(Kanta) Unexperienced shock.
(Kanta) Please try, Riku!
(SUSHI-RIKU's challenge)
(Kanta) Start!
(Riku)OK！
(Riku) Ouch-ch-ch-ch-ch!
(Tommy & Kanta & Genki) (laughing)
(Kanta) You understood. huh?
(Kanta) This is what you thought of! (This is what you thought of!)
(Kanta) Isn't is completely different to level 1, right?
(Riku) Um, I couldn't help saying naturally "ch-ch-ch-ch-ch" of "Ouch-ch-ch-ch".
(Riku) Ouch-ch-ch-ch-ch! (Ouch-ch-ch-ch-ch! (full-automatic))
(Genki) Excuse me, can I also try? (Excuse me, can I also try?)
((Are you sure?))
(Genki) Ouch-ch-ch-ch-ch. (Ouch-ch-ch-ch-ch. (automatic))
(Kanta) (laughing) (Riku) Oh, no.
(Genki) Ouch-ch-ch-ch-ch. (Ouch-ch-ch-ch-ch. (automatic))
(Riku) It's automatic haha.
(Genki) Something strange. (－ Something strange.ー)
(Genki) Well, um... (Well, um...)
(Genki) We'd better make it a little more closely. (We'd better make it a little more closely.)
(Riku) Okay, now I will. (Genki) Yeah.
(Genki) Oh...Ouch-ch-ch-ch-ch. (Ouch-ch-ch-ch-ch.)
(Genki) Ouch-ouch-ouch. (Ouch-ouch-ouch.)
(Genki) Yeah, it's nice. Good. (Riku & Tommy) (laughing) (Yeah, it's nice. Good.)
(Kanta) Um, i think it's good for me.
(Genki) Yeah, it's nice. Good. (Yeah, it's nice. Good.)
(Genki) I feel like being tight.
(Genki) Okay, go ahead. (Okay, go ahead.)
(Kanta) I've already done, huh?
(Riku) Next is our last hope, Tommy-kun. (Tommy's challenge)
(Kanta) You ready? (Tommy) Yeah, I'm ready.
(Kanta) Ready, set, go!
(Kanta)1…2… (Tommy) It's slippery!
(Kanta) 3…4…5！ (Genki) Ah, your holding is...
(Tommy) AHHHHHH! (AHHHHHH!)
(Tommy) No-no-no-no! (No-no-no-no!)
(Tommy) Tight-tight-tight-tight. (Tight-tight-tight-tight.)
(Tommy) I can't release though I'm standing! ( I can't release though I'm standing!)
(Tommy) You stupid. ( You stupid.)
(Tommy) Stupid is ＄＃％ ouch... (Stupid is ＄＃％ ouch...)
(Riku) Wow, how wonderful!
(Riku) What a scary accident! He can't release hands though he's standing.
(Riku) Tommy-kun can't lower his hands.
(Kanta) No-no. (Tommy) This is amazing. (This is amazing. No-no.)
(Kanta) Hey, put down! It's scary.
(Tommy) You also couldn't improve your record enoughly, right?
(Kanta) Yeah, I fell at once.
(Riku) But today!
(Riku) I have more special one for you, Kanta-kun! (Tommy) Thank you!
(Riku) It's been a long time. (It's been a long time.)
(Genki) You know a low pitch massage machine has about 9-volt. (a low pitch massage machine＝9V)
(Genki) And this has 500 thousand-volt. (This has 500,000V.)
(Riku) As mine improved 30 seconds, (As mine improved 30 seconds (with 9-volt), )
(Kanta) Uh-huh.
(Riku) 30 thousand seconds will be available for you. (Tommy) Yeah. (He may be able to hang down more than 30 thousand seconds (with 500 thousand-volt). )
(Kanta) (laughing) I know you think so.
(Riku) As trying from 9-volt to 50-volt, (9V→50V→)
(Riku) today I, for Kanta-kun who couldn't improve his record, (9V→50V→)
(Riku) prepared 500 thousand-volt machine. (Mr. Horiuchi) That's terrible haha. (9V→50V→500,000V)
(Mr. Horiuchi) Is it safe? Doesn't he die?
(Kanta) I put my hands there? (I put my hands there?)
(Genki) Yeah. (Riku) (laughing)
(Kanta) Do I receive purple electric current, right? (Do I receive purple electric current, right?)
(Riku) Yeah, but you'll be all right as keep hanging down (Tommy) Um, that's right. (Yeah, but you'll be all right as keep hanging down.)
(Riku) for 5 minutes. (Kanta) Uh-huh! (Uh-huh!)
(Kanta) Uh-huh! (Uh-huh! (？))
(Kanta) Okay, then I'll try!
(Tommy) Ready, (Tommy & Riku) Go! (START)
(Riku) Was a strange switch on in himself? It looks Kanta-kun doesn't fear at all. (START)
(Kanta) Ah, wait a minute! It's not good.
(Kanta) I can. I can do more. (Genki) (laughing)
(Tommy) Is it okay if he hang simply for 5 minutes?
(Riku) Absolutely.
(Kanta) So scary!
(Riku) Now, how longer can he keep hanging down? (Kanta) It's hard!
(Genki) Hard? (Kanta) Yeah! (Riku) It began recording. Oh, no! He fell down!
(Kanta) AHHH! OHHHH!
(Record…0.2 seconds)
(Kanta) AHHH! OHHHH! (Tommy) Hahaha.
(Kanta) Oh, that's cool!
(Kanta) Here!
(Kanta) It's too painful only here
(Kanta) like having a hole. (Riku & Tommy & Genki) (laughing)
(Genki) As electricity hit one point intensively. (As electricity hit one point intensively.)
(Riku) Ah, I see. (Kanta) Only one point? (Only one point?)
(Genki) Yes.
(Tommy) So, did he get more if he put feet on the ground?
(Genki) Ah, it makes electric current flow all together. (" Electric current flows all together with putting feet on the ground.")
(Tommy) You try again with feet on the ground?
(Kanta) What the hell? No way!
(Tommy) Cause you were saying "that's cool" while the challenge.
(Kanta) That is um... (That is um...)
(Kanta) Well, that is... (Well, that is...)
(Kanta) Um... (Um...)
(Kanta) Ah, (Ah,)
(Kanta) I'll try!
(Genki) You try again, huh! (You try again, huh!)
(Tommy) Though everything is unconcerned now.
(Kanta) W-what is this?
(Kanta) Isn't this that um... (Isn't this that um...)
(Kanta) what is seen after ending?
(Riku) (laughing)
(Riku) It's all right. (Tommy) Yeah, no problem. (Yeah, no problem. It's all right.)
(Kanta) You really?
(Riku) Thank you for watching to the end. (It was so fun!)
(Riku) We have various kinds of electric current; (Thank you for watching!)
(Riku) One makes us impossible to release our hands, and another makes us fall at once. (Subscribe if you like it!)
(Riku) BTW, These challengers were attacked by terrible muscle pain the next day.
(Riku) So, do not attempt.
(Kanta) I saw electricity flowing from my fingers.
(Kanta) But it was fun today. (Tommy) Me, too!
(Riku) All right. Thank you for today! (Kanta & Tommy & Genki) Thank you!
(Tommy) I madly hid my fear. (Riku & Kanta & Genki) (laughing)
(Tommy) I was thinking "Is it all right?" "Are my hands safe?" after trying.
(Kanta) I wonder why we have to try with electricity.
(Tommy) I hardly ever act like that. (Riku) (laughing)
(Kanta) (laughing) That's right!
(Riku) I saw for the first time.
(Tommy) I can't act well like that.
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